From this point on, water is your boyfriend.
Don’t you dare cheat on him.
twist your tongue around the tip of the bottle, he’ll like it. Be gentle with the lid, it’s very sensitive. Place your hand on the shaft of the bottle when you drink it, hold it firmly. Don’t let the water drip our of your mouth, spitting is rude.
LMFAO. To anyone who thinks water is “boring” - THINK AGAIN!